Hong Kongball

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"Close your eyes and you won't see it."

- Carrie Lam

"You don't want any milk tea??? IT'S TASTY!!!!"

- Hong Kongball

Hong Kongball, officially  Milk Teaball  the Hong Kong Special Administrative Region of Chinaball (sometimes abbreviated to as HKball) also known as Asian Polandball , is a city filled with jammed roads semi-independent state that is a Special Administrative Region of Chinaball located in both East and Southeast Asia, along with his older  brother  Macauball. He is bordered by Shenzhenball to the North, the South China Sea to the South and East, and Macauball to the West across a small strip of the Sea. The state is politically divided into 18 districts (But although he is a city-state, his districts can be described as cities. e.g. Kowloon City) He has a total area of 1,064 square miles, making him the 168th largest state in the world. As of 2016, he maintains a population of about 7.347 million inhabitants and was a part of the UKball.

Due to being part of Chinaball, Hong Kong is unable to join any sort of International Organizations. Therefore, he had to leave the Commonwealth.

Unlike Tringapore, Hong Kongball is the ONLY Asian Anglosphere countryball who speaks proper English and is always seen wearing a top hat and monocle due to his link with his adoptive (and more loved) father  UKball. He's also the only Chinese cityball to be a complete hybrid cityball, since he maintains both Chinese and British Citizenship.

Like Polandball, Hong Kong is a naive countryball as he is often bullied by his  fake  Communist parent  Chinaball. He is often seen depressed and/or cramped due to the split with his father on 1st July 1997. China tried to Anschluss help him, but Hong Kong keeps neglecting China.

Hong Kong is known for his pop music, most of the pop songs from his clay are bilingual in Cantonese and English. In addition, A Little Love by Fiona Fung is the most emotional song made in Hong Kong. In 2019-2020, some young Hongkongers became small bedroom EDM producers.

Hong Kong is often seen as one of the 4 Asian Tigers, aka the 4 most developed Asian nations (The other 3 being South Koreaball,  Taiwanball, and  Tringapore, which has made him a valuable part of China's economy.  Although he is rich  but is losing money  and autonomous, he often feels oppressed and bullied by his father, which is true.

Hong Kong is often seen mad at his biological father (Chinaball) because China is not a democracy or a capitalist sovereign state. Since July 2020, UKball is defending 3 million Hongkongers  to establish a new Hong Kong in the British Isles.

His regional day is 1 July. since 1997, an annual march is held to boycott  Chinaball's violations of a very important but mostly unrecognized treaty.

History
The state is first known to have been occupied by humans during the Neolithic period, about 6,000 years ago. However, in 2003, stone tools were excavated at the Wong Tei Tung archaeological site, in which optical luminescence testing showed date to between 35,000 and 39,000 years ago. Early 1balls were a semi-coastal people who migrated from inland and brought knowledge of rice cultivation. The Qin dynasty annexed the Hong Kongball area into Chinaball in 214 BCE, after conquering the indigenous Baiyue. The region was consolidated under the Nanyue kingdom (a predecessor state of Vietnam) after the Qin collapse, and recaptured by Chinaball after the Han conquest. During the Mongol conquest of Chinaball in the 13th century, the Southern Song court was briefly located in modern-day Kowloon City (the Sung Wong Toi site) before its final defeat in the 1279 Battle of Yamen. By the end of the Yuan dynasty, seven large families had settled in the region and owned most of the land. Settlers from nearby provinces migrated to Kowloon throughout the Ming dynasty.

In 1841,  Qingball failed in First Opium War and Second Opium War, so Qingball ceded Hong Kong Island to the  UKball in perpetuity. He was raised in the Commonwealth family by UKball, and became very fond of his adoptive father's ways for a very long time.

In 1941 Imperial Japanball kidnapped Hong Kongball, and raped him, along with  Republic of Chinaball,  Tringapore,  French Indochinaball,  Philippinesball,  Taiwanball, and  Koreaball, but he was rescued by his adoptive father  UKball and his adoptive brother  USAball.

In 1997,  Chinaball stole Hong Kong, which is something which he hated a lot (like A LOT) because China isn't the Qing Dynasty and Hong Kong doesn't know him. But China managed to get him a compromise, so Hong Kongball became a Special Administrative Region of Chinaball for 50 years. However, Hong Kongball still prefers his adoptive father over his biological one.

In June 2015, after years of protests against the reform measures from Chinaball, Hong Kongball rejects the measures made by his authoritarian father and finally feels one step closer to his dream of breaking away from  Chinaball.

In 2018 a small political localist party, the Hong Kong National Party, that campaigned for Hong Kongball independence was banned by the Communist Party of China  politicians.

In March 2019, Hong Kongball had millions of protest on the street against an extradition bill" to send Hong Kongers to Chinaball's kangaroo courts. The Hong Kongers used umbrellas. The CPC puppet  Chief Executive of Hong Kong Carrie Lam got cold feet and  suspended the bill. Finally, the law was abolished, but the 4 remaining requests were still not being answered and was said to be IMPOSSIBLE. They also protest to preserve the autonomy of Hong Kong. They asked for international help, but  USAball cared more about making money.

On late-May 2020, Hong Kongball's brother  USAball claims that Hong Kongball is no longer autonomous from  Chinaball because of a new "national security law".

In June 2020, Hong Kongball became Second-Class British, becoming a hybrid cityball. Chinaball angrily scolded UKball of giving Hong Kongball British passport.

In July 2020, British PM Boris Johnson plans to let 3 million Hongkongers to enter the UK. This caused Chinaball to withdraw recognitions with the BN(O) passport because he thinks that the UK is " violating international law".

Personality
Hong Kongball has a very British-like attitude, He is mostly seen sipping milk tea due to his addition to it. When he's not with Chinaball, he is nice to other countryballs. When he sees something that he hates, he freaks out. He has been begging independence to Chinaball because although he is part of him, his culture, political stance and even his currency and laws are different to Chinaball.

Stereotypes
Unlike all countryballs, Hong Kongball does not speak English in a broken way. In addition, you need to know Cantonese profanities (like diu (屌/𨳒)), if you want to understand the true essence of his dialect of the Cantonese language...

A commonly used name for people born in Hong Kong or hold legal residence is "Hong Kongers" and "Hong Kongese".

"Bad Five words in Cantonese" (廣東話一門五傑)
Diu (屌/𨳒), Gau (鳩/𨳊), lun (撚/𨶙), Tsat (柒/𨳍), Hai (屄/閪)

Other curse phrases

 * Diu（屌）: Fuck, fuck you, fuck off.
 * Ding Ley go fai（頂你個肺）: Headbutt your lung. Used like any swear words, but has no special meaning.
 * Diu Ley lo mo (屌你老母): F*** your mother. Sometimes written as "Delay No More" due to a Hong Kong Meme (Cantonese PPAP).
 * On Gau (戇鳩): Dumb, idiot. Often written as On9, since the word 鳩 sounds identical to the word 9 in Cantonese.
 * Lun(撚): Male genital. Often used as an alternative word to "fuck", and can be used as an adjective with no special meaning.
 * Pok Gai (仆街): Sometimes abbreviated to PK. Literal Meaning: Fall on the street, basically the equivalent of DROP DEAD and FLOP in English . Can be used it an insulting manner, or as a joke. (Oh, did you pok gai or something?)
 * Hai(閪): female genital
 * Ding (頂): Mean Headbutt something or your organs live your LUNGS or STOMACH.
 * Tsat Tow (柒頭): Means dickhead or asshole or retards (or sevenhead/7-head because 柒 sounds like 7 in cantonese )
 * Libtard (自由閪) Swear word used by Police forces to yell at radical protestors. Literal/Actual meaning is Freedom C**t. Locally used as "Freedom-Hi", beause 閪 sounds like hai in Cantonese.
 * Douchebag (濕鳩): Overestimating yourself, but in a bad way.

老友 (Friends)
Almost everyone, especially...
 * UKball - My true and European father, who I love the most for supporting my protests. I also love Boris Johnson.  He opposes the national security law. I want to THANK YOU for giving me a British passport. I just, love you, very, very much for 100 reasons. You take care of me, almost every day. You also protect me from that bully. Please help 3 million of my people!!!
 * Macauball - Fellow Portuguese brother who likes gambling. He is also very friendly and we both drive on the left side on the road. He also leads a more relaxing lifestyle! Give Latin culture!!!! Your father is best friends with Papa Britain. AY AND WHY DO YOU LOVE CHINA EVEN THOUGH HE ILLEGALISED GAMBLING LAH?????????????
 * Taiwanball - Best friends forever! The Republic of China best China! I admire him a lot for freedom and democracy! He shares the same values and against the oppressive Mainlanders! He also loves  hands free bubble tea. I didn't know that you're supporting us!! THANK YOU!!! ALSO, WE HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT PIGNOY LAH!!!!!
 * Tringapore - A fellow dragon! He is also a city-state like me! As well as a good twin brother! Also yearns  Papa UK before and having booming economies afterward. We also have Han Chinese blood but you have some Austronesian though.  HOW DARE YOU CALL US MONKEYS!!!!!! DIU LEI!!!! 
 * Cataloniaball - A European friend from half the world away. He tried SUPER HARD to gain independence from Spainball but failed. We share a lot of similarities with each other. I support your independence movement.  Why are you communist?
 * South Koreaball - Fellow dragon, but she has too much surgery and loves romantic drama. She's beautiful and called me the King of the '80s.....but remove BTS lah!!
 * Polandball -​ We both have a very similar life as we are both naive balls. We are constantly bullied by Russiaball and  Chinaball, a.k.a the most authoritarian and oppressive  and very shit  countries on Earth. We are also great trade partners and you taught me Polish while I teach you my Cantonese dialect. I might help you get into space......oh yea I forgot, you support my protests too. Thanks!!!!!
 * Indiaball - Fellow British brother!! Your curry food is yummy!!! I like you because we both hate that tea by Joseph Stalin. However, don't hate Pewdiepie leh!
 * Japanball - His dad used to be allied with UK during WW1 so technically I guess we can say we fought a world war together....? But he turned to the dark side in the next war!!! Now his son is friends with me because we have strong economic ties and similar culture (both of us say "hai" a lot, for similar or different reasons),  he made some of the best electronic devices and lots of cars in Hong Kong are imported from Japan. Also, sushi and ramen are the best! uwu
 * USAball - Adoptive brother, Papa UK's most successful son I AM THE BEST SON, MATE! . I love his culture (except/especially the guns culture stuff). Thanks for the investment. OOPS! Sorry for surpassing your GDP per capita. Your planes and boats are supreme! Also, fast food is the best, I used to mostly eat McDonald's since I was young. ALSO, TELL YE  STOOPID SON TO BEHAVE HIMSELF!!!!!!!!!
 * Portugalball - Papa UK's best friend. I WANT TO THANK YOU for influencing my brother Macauball. I love your anthem (only in Ab Major ) and your folk dance that is also performed in Macau very often!
 * Chaozhouball (sometimes) - The hometown of many successful people in Hong Kong, Li Ka-Shing is one of them. I admire him in some ways. He is also a businessman and is my trading partner, too. Great food.
 * East Turkestanball - Although he is a separatist autonomous region like  Tibetball, I like him more than his biological brother (Tibet), who won't stop trading with [[File:China-icon.png]] Chinaball. He's a good Muslim brother and protests like me, but I don't really like Muslims.
 * Germanyball - Same as Gibraltar, we barely met. However, Germany and I were ruined by ISIS once, I WILL NOT FORGET THAT, ISIS!!! He is a democratic country  un like me, and your sausages are delicious.
 * Brazilball - Very good trading partner. He is also  Macauball's strongest brother.
 * Gibraltarball - Fellow brother. We sometimes talk to each other, and he also has an annoying neighbor like me! I kinda sympathize with his situation. He is also a city-state like me.
 * Thailandball - Thailand doesn't let me in! But his girls are hot and his Pad Thai is great. His milk tea is also great.
 * Vietnamball - The only communist who I actually respect. Your national breakfast pho is the best. I LOVE PHO AND ROYAL MIKE!!!! In addition, I don't have any Vietnamese refugees now so I think we can be friends. You also support my protests, AND YOU EVEN SANG "Glory To Hong Kong" IN VIETNAMESE!!!! OMG THANKS!!!!!!!!!!  WHY DO YOU SUPPORT THE NSL!!!! YOU TRAITOR DIU LEI LO MO
 * Shanghaiball - We can get along pretty smoothly! He is also my skyscraper and economic friendly rival.  We must be independent to fight against China. Hong Kong and Shanghai strong!
 * Australiaball - An adoptive brother who I visit a lot, another ideal clay for emigration.  REMOVE SCOTT MORRISON!!!!! 
 * New Zealandball - An adoptive sister who I sometimes visit, but has more immigrants than Australiaball.
 * Swedenball - Papa's Germanic cousin. I like your anthem and I especially love Pewdiepie but please don't fight my brother India!!! Everyone has their own opinions!

中性 (Neutral)

 * Malaysiaball - A lot of my people migrate to his clay and he makes somewhat good food but MH370 NEVER FORGET!!! But I recognise Sabah to be yours, not that murderous pignoy.
 * Saudi Arabiaball - A bootlicker of China's money with terrible human rights, and it doesn't help that he supported the NSL. At least we gon' remove that  pignoy.
 * Aunt Spainball - She is friends with  my Dad and I also sometimes visit her for travelling purposes  give more tourism otherwise.... . One of my biggest trading partners as well. But the problem is.....CAN YOU JUST LEAVE CATALONIA ALONE LAH? HE HAS A DIFFERENT CULTURE AND LIFESTYLE COMPARED TO YOU! Also, tell your  stupid son to behave himself, mate!
 * Russiaball - I visit him a lot. Also gives tourism GIVE MORE PL0X  but aya stay from Poland lah! REMOVE VLADIMIR PUTIN!!! At least I like vodka......also NFKRZ is the best Ukrainian  Russian Youtuber ever.

敵人 (Enemies)

 * Coronavirus aka China pneumonia (COVID-19) OH MY GOD YOU SON OF A BITCH LAH! YOU ARE KILLING MY PEOPLE AND INFECTING THE ENTIRE WORLD. SHAME ON CHINA LAH!!!!! THE COVID-19 COMES FROM YOU, NOT ANIMALS, M8!!!
 * ISISball - I WILL NEVER FORGET WHAT YOU DID TO ME AND  GERMANYBALL!!!!!!!!
 * Beijingball - OH MY GOD NOT THIS GUY AGAIN LAH!!! YOU STUPID USSR PUPPET TRYING TO REMOVE MY SPECIAL STATUS GIVEN BY COPYCAT TEA!!!!! FUCK OFF, BEIJING!!!! SHANGHAI IS THE REAL CAPITAL YOU DUMBASS!!! PLUS I HATE YOU EVEN MORE FOR NOT ACCEPTING MY CURRENCY JUST BECAUSE I DON'T ACCEPT YOUR RENMINBITCH-SHIT MATE!!!! WHO'S LAUGHING NOW?
 * Shenzhenball - YOU OVERTOOK ME WITH YOUR SKYSCRAPERS, POPULATION & GDP! YOU ARE VERY HARMFUL AND YOU ARE PRETENDING TO BE THE NEW ME!!!! WHY, SHENZHEN???? REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
 * RiceGum (formerly) - ​​​​​​WHY DID YOU CALL ME CHINA????? TAKE SINOPHOBIA OVER  COPYCAT TEA, NOT ME!!!! WE BOTH HAVE THE SAME PHOBIA, OKAY????? DON'T CALL MY CITIZENS CHINESE, PLEASE!!!! RESPECT US!!!!! At least you apologised us so we forgive you.

死敵/FUCKING DEADBEAT MONSTERS!!!!!! (WORST ENEMIES EVER)

 * Copycat tea - AH Ye fockin' little communist potato and copycat tea that STOLE ME FROM PAPA UK!!! YOU ARE SUCH AN EVIL COUNTRY THAT HATES THE BRITISH!!!! YOU HAVE A DIRTY LIFE!!! YOU JUST OPPRESS YOUR AUTONOMOUS REGIONS UNTIL THEY ARE COMPLETELY BEATEN!! ARE YOU DUMB?!!! IS IT JUST ME OR DID YOU JUST POK GAI OR SOMETHING?!!! I DIDN'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE UNTIL I LEARNT THE TRUTH ABOUT YOU!!! The truth is THAT YOU ARE TRYING TO OPPRESS ME!!! LIBERATE HONG KONG!!!! REVOLUTION OF OUR TIMES!!! YOU COPYCAT TEA!!!! YOU ARE THE WORST COUNTRY TO EVER EXIST!!!!!!! THE NSL CAN'T STOP ME!!! WHY? BECAUSE WE ARE BRAVE, WE ARE STRONG, AND WE WILL RAID YOU FOR GOOD!!!! EVEN PAPA UK HATES YOU!!!! YOU FAILED TO DEFEND ME, AND MY REPUTATION IS DECREASING BECAUSE OF YOU!!!!! AND BECAUSE OF THAT, WE, THE HONGKONGERS AND THE BRITISH ARE THE HEROES AND YOU OPPRESSIVE MAINLANDERS..... THE MAIN THREATS TO PLANET EARTH!!!!!!  
 * stoopid copycat tea 2.0 - FAKE KOREA!!!! VIETNAM IS A BETTER COMMIE YOU NUKE-ADDICTED ASSHOLE!!! MAKE PEACE WITH USA, M8!! I HOPE SOUTH KOREA WILL ANNEX YOU LAH!!! At least we are trading partners.....
 * Palestineball - FUCK NAS DAILY!!!!!! YOU ARE ISRAEL'S CLAY, NOT AN INDEPENDENT STATE M8!!! NAS NEVER SUPPORTS ME AND LIKES CHINA, BUT WHAT IT'S EVEN WORSE IS THAT HIS FAVOURITE COUNTRY IS THAT PIGNOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 * Philippinesball - stupid pignoy 屌屌屌屌屌屌屌屌屌 YOU KILLED OUR PEOPLE IN 2010!!! YOUR APOLOGISEMENT IS NOT ACCEPTABLE!!! AND YE PEOPLE JUST DO STUPID SHITS ON MY CLAY DURING WEEKEND!! YOUR TOURIST IS FINE, BUT THE PROBLEM IS YOUR OFW WHO ARE TRYING TO ANNEX ME BECAUSE OF THEM!! I WILL BAN OFWS IN MA CLAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
 * Empire of Japanball - DIU LEI AHH!! YOU INVADED ME AND TURNED ME INTO A PIECE OF SHIT!!!!
 * TikTok - DIU LEI LO MO GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME, MATE!!!! HOW DARE YOU TRY TO BYPASS MY BAN ON YOU????? YE VIDEOS ARE SUPER CURSED AND THEY SOMETIMES CAN BREAK MY MONOCLE!!! 

Districts
Hong Kongball has 18 districts.

Hong Kong Island

 * Central and Westernball - Skyscrapers and office buildings.  Red Light District!
 * Wan Chaiball - Exhibition Centre! Skyscrapers! Shops! Another Red Light District!
 * Southernball -  Ocean Park, Expats, Fishing.
 * Easternball - I have large shopping malls.

Kowloon

 * Sham Shui Poball - Poor in terms of Hong Kong standards. So many  Red Light Districts!
 * Kowloon Cityball - A walled city and crazy airport used to be here, also big.
 * Kwun Tongball - Industry or...Commerce?
 * Wong Tai Sinball - I don't connect to a sea but I have a religious temple.
 * Yau Tsim Mongball - I am the core urban area of Kowloon! 

New Territories

 * Islands Districtball - Big Buddha, Cable Car, Airport, Fishing Village, Discovery Bay and done.
 * Kwai Tsingball - I have a shipping port.
 * Northball - I connect Hong Kong to Shenzhenball. The home of parallel traders. SEI TAI LOK GAU, DIU LEI, HUI FAN SHI HANG
 * Sai Kungball - I have expats and backyard garden!
 * Sha Tinball - I'm SHA TIN up now! I also have horse racing and IB.
 * Tai Poball - I have a weird tower and large dam, also a railway museum.
 * Tsuen Wanball - I have Lantau and Disney!
 * Tuen Munball - I have yummy seafood and dragon boating.
 * Yuen Longball - I have an old market town and wetlands. Tin Shui Wai is not a part of Yuen Long!

Quotes
Note that most of these quotes are derived from Kongish, an unofficial English-creole language in Hong Kong.
 * "TOP YOU PASS LUNG!!!!!!!!!!!" (Fuck you!!!!)
 * "Milk tea is better."
 * "Give elections lah!"
 * "P E E  M A I L"
 * "LIBERATE HONG KONG!!! REVOLUTION OF OUR TIMES!!"
 * "Need sheep have sheep." (May you get whatever you want.)
 * "Four expensive cheap safe." (May you blessed with peace all year around.)
 * "Marry in rich door." (Marry into a rich family.)
 * "Attack up hair chok." (May you have a wealthy life.)
 * "..lah!"
 * "..lo!"
 * "..gwa!"
 * "..ahh!"
 * "..LEH!!!"
 * "..mate/m8."
 * "GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
 * "Have some milk tea."
 * laughs* "Lovely..." ( too british ngl)
 * "so9sad" (so fucking sad)

Links

 * Facebook page (chinese)
 * Facebook page (english)
 * Super-brief history of Hong Kong
 * Hong Kong in the Hongkongers' wiki (chinese)