Israelcube

"(shalom)‎"

"(oy vey)"

Israelcube is a puppet master countryball located in the Levant. He is the only country that has a Jewish majority in the world, and he was born in 1948 from a mix of EUball,  African Unionball,   Soviet Unionball, and a few other Kebab in Middle East.

There are some countries (32 in total) that do not recognize the "cube", such as when they do not accept their passports. There are also countryballs that want him gone for what they officially describe as "resistance".

The appearance of Israel as a cube is because of Jewish physics. If someone asks why Israel is a cube, the proper thing to do is respond with, in all caps: "JEWISH PHYSICS". Israel can into Baseball, and he played very well at the World Baseball Classic.

Ancient History
Jewcubes used to have an independent Kingdom of Israelcube. However they divided into 12 tribes, which were conquered by Ancient Egyptball,  Babylonball and  Ancient Greeceball.

They become independent for a time and split into Kingdom of Judahcube and  Kingdom of Israelcube, but they both  were conquered by  SPQRball who brought in their theaters,  architecture and rationalism. That clay was known as Judah ever since 733 BC and Judea is the Greek/Roman adaptation.

In response to SPQRball influences there were a lot of preachers who  tried to get Jewcubes to return to the ways of the past: Sadducees, Pharisees,  Essenes, Zealots and one who didn't fit into any of those groups, Jesus of  Nazareth.

He spread is message of peace, love and above all justice, and he was said to  perform miracles. His message was radical in this anti-authoritarian stance stating  that the last will be the first and the first will be the last. All of which drove  SPQRball to arrest and execute Jesus through crucifixion.

In 66 AD Jewcubes launched a revolt against SPQRball that ended in   73 AD as a failure and  SPQRball expelled Jewcubes from Judea  throughout the continent. Without geographic unity Jewcubes had to solidify what it  meant to be Jewcube in the basic tennents of Judaismcube.

In 476 when SPQRball got splitted Judea remained under  Byzantineball and was later conquered by various caliphates made up of  Arabballs, that's when  Palestineball's ancestors came, by the 1500s the region had been conquered by  Ottomanball.

British Mandate
Jewcubes were persecuted all over Europe, this led to the creation of a Zionist movement in 1896 that advocated for the creation of a sovereign Jewcube state in unpopulated places in Africa, however the movement had no success.

Then UKball defeated  Ottomanball in World War I and made  Mandante of Jewish Palestinecube in 1920 promisng Jewcubes their old homeland back to be independent and have a sovereign state there.

Thus Jewcubes mass immigrated in Palestine and legally bought lands. However the native Arabballs ( Palestineball) saw this as european colonialism (little did they know, they were already a colony) and conflicts began.

Due to growing anti-semitism and Naziball in Europe, Jewcubes started to immigrate to  Mandante of Jewish Palestinecube in even larger numbers, this led  to even more conflict between Jewcubes and  Arabballs ( Palestineball).

And sparked the Arabballs ( Palestineball) revolt of 1936-39 against  UKball's rule in  Mandante of Jewish Palestinecube, commiting acts of violence, seen as what allowed the Jewcubes immigration. The revolt was crushed but UKball limited Jewcubes immigrations to  Mandante of Jewish Palestinecube.

This in turn angered Jewcubes for it was crucial to leave Europe in the time of Naziball and led them to revolt against  UKball rule in 1940 - 1944 forming an insurgency named Yishuv.

After lots of ethnical clashes it became clear that Jewcubes and Arabballs ( Palestineball) could not co-exist peacefully so  UKball left  Mandante of Jewish Palestinecube to  UNball who in 1948 proposed a partion plan where they would split Palestine 50/50, Jewcubes agreed and  Israelcube was born, finally becoming an independent nation.

Arab-Israeli Wars
But Arabballs ( Palestineball) refuses and a day later  Israelcube was attacked by  Iraqball,  Syriaball,  Egyptball and  Jordanball with the support of the  Arab Leagueball, starting the 1948 Arab-Israeli War.

Against all odds, the one day old nation Israelcube won and annexed most clay in Palestine except for  Gazaball that was under the control of  Egyptball and  West Bankball that was under the control of  Jordanball.

In 1966 due to struggles over their homeland Arabballs in Palestine (who during the nationalist movements in middle east identified themselves as  Jordanballs) started growing a sense of nationalsim and identified themselves as something more than just  Arabballs, thus  Palestineball was born.

The next year in 1967, Six-Day War occurs, in which Iraqball,  Syriaball,  Jordanball,  Lebanonball and  Egyptball try to conquer  Israelcube but lose in six days. It was a victory so great that Sabaton made a song about it.

"Our basic objective will be the total destruction of Israelcube, the  Arabballs want to fight!" - Gamal Abdel Nasser, President of  Egyptball

Israelcube takes over Golan Heightsball from  Syriaball,  West Bankball from  Jordanball,  Gazaball and  Sinai Peninsulaball from   Egyptball.

In 1970, Palestineball attacks  Jordanball (Black September in Jordan),  Israelcube and  Lebanonball (Palestinian insurgency in Southern Lebanonball).

In 1973, Yom Kippur War occurs, in which Arabballs surprise attack  Israelcube but lose again. So in 1979, Israelcube finally is into peace with  Egyptball and gives  Sinai Peninsulaball back in return. In 1982, Israelcube has peace with Lebanonball, and with  Jordanball in 1994.

Modern Day
In 2005 as part of the peace treaty process Israelcube leaves  Gazaball completly (both civillian and military) and gives it to  Palestineball but  Palestineball autorities "lost control" and terrorist movement  Hamasball is born who attacks  Israelcube.

With help from Egyptball (now friends),  Israelcube puts a military blocade in  Gazaball.

In 2008, Israelcube offered  Palestineball to be a state, but he rejected the offer because he did not get all the clay in the West Bank, even though he would get an equivalent amount from the surrounding  Jewclay.

In time Israelcube and  Palestineball got tierd of looking for any solution for peace. Nowdays they are not trying to solve the conflict anymore, just to manage it.

According to Israelcube  a 2 states solution isn't fair anymore, besides the fact that  Palestineball can attack  Israelcube at any moment as they already have done it in the past and you can bomb any major  Israelcube city from  West Bankball, you can't just refuse the offer, start 3 wars in hopes of gaining all the clay and kill all Jewcubes, then when you see that you keep losing lose turn back to the initial offer expecting the same benefits. You do immoral acts, you pay, that's how it works. It is moral that Israelcube gains the clay he gained during the defensive wars. (Except for Sinai Peninsulaball). Israelcube did nothing wrong, it's the Arabballs fault for trying to invade and kill  Israelcube 3 times. If Arabballs never attacked  Israelcube and accepted the partition plan instead then  Palestineball would be free today. Israelcube has a historical right over Palestine as Jewcubes were there since 1050 BC while Palestineball came centuries later after  Byzantineball lost Judea. It is immoral to argue that " Palestineball lost their homes" since they were the first to attack Jewcubes when they came, they are an artifically formed nation in the 60s as before that they identified themselves as Arabballs and  Jordanballs, there was never a  Palestineball state in Palestine while  Israelcube is the 3rd Jewish state in Palestine. This conflict can be easily solved by Israelcube remaining in Palestine as the only Jewish state in the world and  Palestineball going to  Jordanball,  Egyptball or any of the other 20 muslim states in the world where they would be treated fairly and equally, if  Palestineball and  Jordanball speak the same language and even the same dialect of Arabic, and have absolutely identical culture and customs ? What makes Palestineball nation different from  Jordanball ?

''Because it is of national interest for the Arabs to advocate the existence of Palestinians to balance Zionism. Yes, the existence of a separate Palestinian identity exists only for tactical reason. The establishment of a Palestinian state is a new tool to continue the fight against Israel and for Arab unity. -'' Zuheir Mohsen, Senior Official of the Palestine Liberation Organization.

Friends Puppet

 * [[File:USA-icon.png]] USAball - Best friend. Gib weapons, and don't forget some shekels. Also America, pls no gib information of classified to Russiaball. That information was only for sharings between you, me, and all of allies. He doesn't recognize Palestineball. llluminati buddies  and puppet.
 * [[File:Azerbaijan-icon.png]] Azerbaijanball - Because anyone who dislikes Iranball is my friend, even if kebab themselves. take dat nuclear Iranball!!! Best kebab friend. (Puppet)
 * [[File:Russia-icon.png]] Russiaball - More weapons goy instead of Iran, but good friend. Puppet
 * Dominican Republicball - He is of good friend he helped my people during World War II. His president visited me in 2009. Puppet
 * [[File:Germany-icon.png]] Germoneyball ( Reichtangle of Merkel) - Apology accepted and he doesn't recognize  Palestineball. BUT REMEMBER ZE HOLOCAUST! WW2, WORST YEAR OF MY LIFE! Sorry my friend. Is becoming kebab and my puppet
 * [[File:France-icon.png]] Franceball, [[File:Italy-icon.png]] Italyball, [[File:Spain-icon.png]] Spainball and [[File:Portugal-icon.png]] Portugalball - Doesn't recognize Palestineball.
 * Netherlands-icon.png Netherlandsball - Gave me money and weapons during Six-Day War against Egyptball,  Syriaball and  Jordanball, now big supports and friend of me as well and does not recognizing  Palestineball but has heard of him. And no I will not legalize weed in my country. Is also becoming Kebab and my puppet.
 * [[File:Switzerland-icon.png]] Switzerlandball - Thank you for saving of Jews from World War II and it was of best thing you stayed neutral that no one attackings of you. Also you don't recognize Palestineball. Puppet
 * [[File:Canada-icon.png]] Canucks - Not sure if kebab remover because of ISISball or still weakling. Great job with that shot! removing kebab from 3km is impressive, teach me master! Also doesn't recognize  Palestineball. Nice puppet
 * [[File:Armenia-icon.png]] Armeniaball - We are of similar. But my Holocaust was of way worse despite what he says of his "massacre" ([[File:Turkey-icon.png]] Turkeyball not allow me to say "Recáħ Зám"). He also doesn't recognize Palestineball.
 * [[File:Jewish Autonomous Oblast-icon.png]] Jewish Autonomous Oblastcube - Fellow Jewcube, but practices Eastern Orthodoxy Puppet.
 * Other Israel - Of course you can into living with me.
 * [[File:Singapore-icon.png]] Tringapore - Helped build and train Tringapore's armed forces in the art of Kebab removal (his neighbours, [[File:Malaysia-icon.png]] Malaysiaball and [[File:Indonesia-icon.png]] Indonesiaball are Kebabs and out to anschluss him. Puppet.
 * [[File:Bulgaria-icon.png]] Bulgariaball - Bulgaria accepts Jews filming on his clay! Also, they both hates the evel Nazis! Puppet
 * [[File:Poland-icon.png]] Polandball - Both us Jews. Stronkest ally. Dependant on me for their buses.  Puppet
 * [[File:South Korea-icon.png]] South Koreaball - Good military trading partners. We use a lot of Korean electronics in our sophisticated weapons! I fought her evil brother during the Yom-Kippur War. Israel says South Korea's sea and territory, East sea and Dokdo Puppet.
 * [[File:Cameroon-icon.png]] Cameroonball - Don't recognize Palestineball and support me a lot, I help him too, is also my best African friend.
 * [[File:Philippines-icon.png]] Philippinesball - Good friend. Provided safe refuge for several Jews during World War II. I gib him new weapons and equipment to fight that Dumb bully. Puppet
 * [[File:Vietnam-icon.png]] Vietnamball - Love buying my weapons. Puppet But why must they befriend Palestineball?
 * [[File:Czech-icon.png]] Czechiaball - Gib a lot of weapons when born, now big supports and friend of me! Puppet
 * [[File:Cook Islands-icon.png]] Cook Islandsball - No I will not put the cake in the oven! NOT THE OVEN! NOT IN THE OVEN Nazi puppet


 * [[File:India-icon.png]] Indiaball - Helpings of Indiaball in removing [[File:Pakistan-icon.png]] Urdu kebab and sellings  Hitech weapons (plox) to Indiaball, and "Tarnegól Hódu/India Chicken" also Hebrew name for turkey (bird), but Indiaball do not supportings of Israelcube in public.
 * [[File:SriLanka-icon.png]] Sri Lankaball - Helped Sri Lankaball in removing terrorists, including training, fighter jets, and attack boats.
 * [[File:Eritrea-icon.png]] Eritreaball - Worked together to remove [[File:Yemen-icon.png]] Yemenball does not recognizing Palestineball and is antisemite.

Neutral puppets

 * [[File:Turkey-icon.png]] Turkeyball - Were good friends until 2010 when ship disaster happened and lost relations but now we secretly are reconciliation since we are only two civilized people of disaster middle east and we need each other but don't want to end blockade yet. but 2015 rapprochement and apologizes bringing us both together of mutual stances in the world as well as thankful for being warned of terrorist attack getting back on track. But not just yet. Turkey also has a horrible minority with ugly flag and invalid reasons for independence like us so we understand each other.
 * [[File:Sweden-icon.png]] Swedenball - Recognizes my dear brother Palestineball and nowadays I don't know if she is of kebab or not.
 * [[File:Jordan-icon.png]] Jordanball - GET OFF THE FENCE.
 * [[File:Egypt-icon.png]] Egyptball - We are Brothers!!!! Don't believe in me... go read the Book of Exodus, the Prophet Moses was adopted brother of one of his Pharaohs (and we speak Semitic languages). BUT GET OFF THE FENCE. I gib you shiny weapons if you remove Gazaball Puppet ok good goy.
 * [[File:Morocco-icon.png]] Moroccoball - Quite natural, he warned me about an incoming war (Six-Day War), but supports Palestineball.
 * [[File:Saudi Arabia-icon.png]] Saudi Arabiaball - At least they are not bad as the other kebabs are, and they hate Iranball which make them good kebab. Puppet master
 * [[File:China-icon.png]] Chinaball - Not sure but stop copying my Iron Dome!

Enemies

 * [[File:Nazi-icon.png]] Naziball - ממזר חרא מזוין בן זונה! בן נאצי מזוין זונה! אני אהרוג אותך! בן זונה חרא מטומטם שכמותך! REMOVE FUCKING NAZI, FILTHY DAMN BASTARD!! I'm going to kill all your damn remnants forowers. WHERE IS OF MY APPOLOGY? OR ELSE I MAKE YUO APPOLOGIZE! REMOVE HOLOCAUST!! REMOVE NAZI BASTARRDS!!
 * [[File:Palestine-icon.png]] Palestineball - My worst enemy! FILTHY !פלסטיני I OF SHOOTINGS U HAMMAS TERRORIST ANTISEMIT!!! stupid goyim


 * [[File:Iran-icon.png]] Iranball - Said he wanna take me out, COME ON! I'm not of afraid! 1967 best year of my life!! Secret Puppet who secretly has a crush on me.
 * [[File:Cuba-icon.png]] Cubaball - Of communist anti-semite LAT!!!!!
 * [[File:Brazil-icon.png]] Brazilball - Diplomatic dwarf, why no israel (of holy land) in world cup?!11 yuo remember holocaust! you of velly irrevelant partner stupid goyim you are not funny. supporter of Terrorirst HAMAS!!
 * Kebabs of most kind Puppets
 * Pakistanball - Antisemitic terrorist piece of shit. But don't worry +  = Kebeb  Removed


 * [[File:Lebanon-icon.png]] Lebanonball - Civil war. REMOVE SHAWARMA !!!! And Hummus is mine !
 * [[File:Syria-icon.png]] Syriaball - And to think she was strongest enemy. THE GOLAN MINE!
 * [[File:Turkmen-icon.png]] Turkmenistanball and [[File:North Korea-icon.png]] North Koreaball - Imitatings? MY CRAZY? ONLY ISRAEL CAN INTO CRAZY!!! YUO DIE NAW!!!! MUWÁЗĦA3ĦA3ĦA3ĦA3ĦA3!!!!!!!!!!!!!! . Best friends since we can into craziness
 * [[File:San Marino-icon.png]] San Marinoball and [[File:Bhutan-icon.png]] Bhutanball - I cannot of controllings them.
 * [[File:Indonesia-icon.png]] Indonesiaball - Remove Satay!! Yuo of always respecting what worlds do to help Palestine and also Recognize Palestine. Yuo also try to kill all Jewish and don't recognized them . Why also Soekarno can't into long life so me can into legal religion??? Finally the drunk caliph kid is Indonesiaball!!!!??? T̶h̶a̶n̶k̶s̶ ̶f̶o̶r̶ ̶b̶u̶y̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶m̶y̶ ̶p̶l̶a̶n̶e̶s̶ ̶t̶h̶o̶u̶g̶h̶
 * [[File:ISIS-icon.png]] ISISball WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU FOR WHAT YOU DID IN TEL AVIV!!! REMOVE TERRORIST!!!!!

Quotes

 * "Shalom!"
 * "Jewish Physic Powers Activate"
 * "Helloings my puppets"
 * "SURPRISE SETTLEMENT!"
 * "Mazal tov!"
 * "Oy vey!"
 * "GET OUT! I SHOOT YUO!!!!"
 * "REMEMBER HOLOCAUST!"
 * "Muh goyim!"
 * "Gib shekels!"
 * "AntisemShow MoreShow Fewerite..."
 * "dis my clay now"
 * "Stupid Goy"
 * "Stupid Goyim"
 * "ALLAHUAKBAR!"
 * "Six Million"
 * "Gib submarine plox"
 * "Yuo is Nazi"
 * "Gib Shekels"
 * "What is of Palestine?"
 * "Where is of my shekels?"
 * "The Goyim knows shut it down!"
 * "DEATH TO KEBAB AND SATAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Links

 * Facebook page
 * The Cube
 * Israel's confession

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