Uranusball

Uranusball is a planetball of the solar system. He was hit by a big celestial body long ago, so he is now sideways. He is not too happy about it either. Sometimes he cries because all planets criticize his name of being uranus which sounds similiar to Your anus actually he actually is an anus actually he isnt a real anus, but just a ice giant that orbits the sun...

He and Neptuneball were the other way around but the dance of Jupiterball and Saturnball made them swap places.

Friends
his moons

Neptuneball - brothers

Jupiterball - Just like me, stop calling him ugly he can rip you in half idiots

Enemies
Earthball - stop making Uranus jokes or I will Anschluss you.

Venusball - earth's sister, why can't balls make fun of her? she's hot right? hellish place? get it?

Saturnball - stop calling me thin-ringed

How to draw

 * Draw a n Anus turquoise-blue sphere.
 * Draw gray rings around it vertically.
 * Draw the eyes on the left side, and you're finished.

Comics

 * Uranusball-0.pngs cannot into homosex