Canadaball

Canadaball is a countryball consisting of 10 provinceballs and 3 territoryballs in the northern part of North America and a character in EBCGD. His clay covers 9.98 million square kilometers (3.85 million square miles) in total, and only Russiaball is larger. He has the longest coastline in the world. He speaks English and  French as his official languages, alongside 9 indigenous recognized languages.

He is a very friendly countryball with everyone. He likes poutine, maple syrup, and moose. He is sometimes seen wearing a hockey helmet, a coonskin cap, or an RCMP hat.

He is a member of the G20 (or Group of Twenty), a club formed by the countryballs that have the 19 largest economies plus the EUball.

His birthday (Canada Day) is on the 1st of July. His astrological sign is Cancer.

Canada invented modern hockey and is the best country in the world at it. (Even though the Russkies are still bitter over the times we beat them at the Canada Cup, eh?) Famous players like Sidney Crosby, Connor McDavid, and Jonathan Toews are Canadian.

Canadaball is also really good at the sport of curling, the majority of the world's best curlers live on his clay. Ever since it returned to the Olympics as a full medal sport in 1998, Canadaball's men's and women's teams have brought home a medal every time including 5 gold (he hopes to keep that streak going at the 2018 Olympics in Pyeongchangball).

He is currently welcoming refugees from Syriaball, trying to escape from terrorists like  ISISball and refugees, surprisingly, from his brother,  USAball, trying to escape from the election of  Donald Trump, which resulted in his immigration site crashed (it's back up now). "Sorry".

History
He has only made a few appearances in Chemical Reactions, just before Nazi USAball anchlussed him. He is currently dead.

Personality
He has a nice personality, but if you mess with him, he will get you like a seal. Ironic that he is part French, eh? He knows that one day he will Anschluss Greenlandball and  Alaskaball, but in a peaceful way. He currently has a major, perhaps blessing issue with a mass number of Chinese immigrants. He formerly removed Dim Sum through the Chinese Head Tax. Now he feels sorry for that, much like everything else.

His polite attitude leads him into a more stable relationship with commies such as Cubaball; however, Canadaball has historically been (and still is) under  UKball's influence, this limits Canadaball's independent operations, as he is often teased for being weak and irrelevant, leading for Canadaball to be protected by  USAball and  NATOball.

Canadaball is stereotyped being the straight arrow brother of USAball. Well, everybody loves Canadaball, even the countryballs that hate USAball.

Family

 * UKball - Father
 * Philippinesball - Nephew/Cousin
 * USAball - Brother
 * Indiaball - Adoptive Brother
 * Hong Kongball - Adoptive Brother
 * Australiaball - Brother
 * New Zealandball - Brother
 * Franceball - Mother
 * Spainball - Aunt
 * Saint Pierre and Miquelonball - Twin brother
 * Germanyball - Step Father
 * EUball - Cousin
 * Quebecball - Son
 * Newfoundland and Labradorball - Brother
 * Republic of Canadaball - Brother
 * New Englandball - Nephew
 * Puerto Ricoball - Nephew/Cousin
 * Nazi USAball - Not my brother!

Friends
Basically, anyone who is a family member or in the UN,  EU, and  NATO:
 * Cubaball - His friend who Canada visits during vacation. You mad you can't be friends with a socialist state America? Sadly now USAball is going to invade it with the McDonalds so Canada is sad. Also, joined good side of USA but swallowed by evil USA. :(
 * Japanball - Beat Nazi USA!
 * Netherlandsball - NATO member.
 * Switzerlandball- I give him flowers to remember victims of Swissair! He gives me swiss cheese and yummy luxury chocolate that USAball cannot touch. Both hate  Denmarkball.
 * Russiaball - We used to hate each other, but we are friends now. Both love hockey! And hate nazi USAball.

Enemies

 * Denmarkball - Cuz Hans Island. Give it back, Danskjävel! NATO member.
 * Greenlandball - Anschluss!! Another perfect vacation spot. One day he will be mine...
 * Quebecball - Because that's how complicated this is
 * ISISball - OH YOU, YOU ARE THE WORST! I WILL MAKE YOU SUFFER AND GUT YOU LIKE A SEAL I WILL KEEP YOU ALIVE AND MAKE YOU SUFFER LIKE  NAZIBALL MADE THE JEWS SUFFER DURING THE HOLOCAUST, I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU FOR THE OTTAWA SHOOTING. YOU HEAR ME EH? NOT SORRY!!!
 * USSRball - We were fine until NATO was born. Then he claimed that he was the best in the world at hockey! Well, you're not you commie poser! 1972, best day of my life! Canada is the best at hockey!
 * Iranball REMOVE REMOVE REMOVE TERRORIST
 * Russiaball - We only hate each other in hockey. Also, the North Pole is mine!
 * Nazi USAball - Not my brother!

Provinces and Territories
All my kids and grandkids (and soon to be my step-sons.)

Provinces

 * Albertaball - Canadian rednecks. Where we get our oil monies. Also where the Heartland TV show takes place. Currently, in hard times because of pipeline issues and unemployment issues.
 * Calgaryball - He has an AMAZING Stampede in the summer, and he gets lots of tourists from that! He also gets monies from tourists willing to see the Rockey Mountains and Banffball. Calgary can into tourist monies!
 * Edmontonball - What the heck is this? Detroit?
 * Fort McMurrayball - He is literally on fire! Well, let's hope he is not on fire this year, eh?
 * British Columbiaball - Hippie potsmokers. Also a lot of Asians, but if China tries to make them a SAR, my bro would protect me with  NATO via Article 5.
 * Vancouver Islandball - Green nature fanatic who wants to separate from BC and form its own province.
 * Vancouverball - the place that brought you Greenpeace, 3D animation, probably one of your favorite movies, and Deadpool. Probably the most Asian city outside of Asia (also hates Toronto but tries to hide it). Come for the firm tax credits, stay for the weed. And guys in skimpy clothing


 * Manitobaball - Dammit Riel!
 * New Brunswickball - Totally not of Maineball (nor vice versa).
 * Newfoundland and Labradorball - My son, who in 1949 decided to join me. Last to join confederation, eh? He gave me my first ever Olympic gold medal in men's curling in 2006!
 * Nova Scotiaball - Fish and chips. Also a bit of Haggis.
 * Ontarioball - The only province to be American without being American. Also, wants to secede as well, but not as much as Quebecball.
 * Ottawaball - Capital Territory. They think they're people from Albany.
 * Torontoball - They think they're New Yorkers. (And the centre of the world)
 * Windsorball: Makes good cars.
 * PEIball - Charlottetown Conference, potatoes and Anne of Green Gables.
 * Quebecball - Mon adoptive son, who wants to be independent. Also la poutine. VIVE LE QUÉBEC LIBRE? OU PAS? No your are NOT getting freedom and THATS THAT.
 * Gatineauball - Part of the Capital Territory. He too prefers to stay with Canada if Quebec succeeds.
 * Montrealball - She prefers to stay with Canada if Quebec succeeds.
 * Saguenay-Lac-Saint-Jeanball - Most likely to stay with Quebec if Quebec secedes. He also created tourtière, a traditional Quebecer meal.
 * St-Bruno-de-Montarvilleball - Acorn muncher and loves the Holy Cemetery (of St-Gabriel brothers) since he has it. He loves IGA is very angry about Zellers being replaced by Target. HE HATES MONTREALBALL THE LORD OF GHETTO CITIES IN QUEBEC.
 * Quebec Cityball: My Brother tried to anschluss him twice. Hosts a really awesome Winter Carnival every February, eh!
 * Saskatchewanball - Canadian rednecks.
 * Reginaball - Also hates Toronto like a   religion.
 * Saskatoonball - What the heck is this, Chicago or  Milwaukee?
 * Flagstaffball (Alberta)- don't talk much, okay???

Territories

 * Northwest Territoriesball - Used to have a crapton of clay, until we gave it to the provinces and Nunavut.
 * Nunavutball - They were like "hey guys, we want to separate from NWT", and we were like "okay". Also, wants to secede as well.
 * Nunatsiavutball - Autonomous brother of Nunavutball. He wants to Anschluss Inuit Northern  Quebecball, Like I want to Anschluss  Greenlandball.
 * Yukonball - Only has one city, unless Dawson wants to become one since it was growing up fast.

Soon-to-be-provinces

 * Alaskaball -   My nephew, who will soon be my western-most province. He'll be my 4th territory, Bro. So, you want to keep him? How about I take him and you can have some of the oil, or half of the land, eh?
 * Greenlandball - Soon to be MY Biggest province! HAHAHAHA!!!!!!! Just Arctic neighbors...
 * New Englandball - He will probably become the 11th province when I save him.

Quotes

 * "Poutine"
 * "Maple syrup?"
 * "I'm sorry"
 * "Je suis désolé"
 * "Je regret(te)"
 * "Pardonnez-moi"
 * "Oot"
 * "Aboot"
 * "Timber timber"
 * "Bois bois"
 * "O Canada!"
 * "You will not get independence, Quebec!"
 * "Hockey"
 * "Free healthcare"
 * "Eh?"
 * "Fur"

How to Draw
Drawing Canadaball is fun!
 * 1) Divide the circle by red, white, then back to the red.
 * 2) Draw the glorious red maple leaf in the middle.
 * 3) Draw two eyes to finish him off. Eh?

Links

 * Facebook page

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